My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
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I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
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420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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