He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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