I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
and she was petting her beer can
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
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If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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