even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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