just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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