New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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