How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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