So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
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You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
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Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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