this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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