question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I'm drunk at the doctor. It's not that fun. Overrated in fact.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
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he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
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It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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