I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
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Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
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