I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
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