once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
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When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
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I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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