The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
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Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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