I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
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did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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