Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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