elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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