Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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