I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Randomize
