Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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