i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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