You're a womanizer and a bitch.
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
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I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
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So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
Strip clubs it is bday boy. One condition. I am in full custody of your ID. I plan on being in no condition to coordinate rescue operations and we need to keep casualties to a minimum. You cannot be trusted.
Alright goddamnit. Can I bring my pirate hat?
I insist.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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