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• (713): View more from Texas

  38 yer olds are good kisserssss

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• (925): View more from California

  Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!

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• (416): View more from Ontario

  we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.

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  I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.

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• (917): View more from New York City

  I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  I can dry shave vagina like a champ

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.

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• (715): View more from Wisconsin

  Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?

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• (862): View more from New Jersey

  We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  Sext me about skeletons

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