But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
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The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
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Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.