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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.

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• (214): View more from Texas

  This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.

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  I'm romantic.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.

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• (760): View more from California

  That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.

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• (585): View more from New York

  You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.

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