I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
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Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
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She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"