I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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