I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
Randomize
