we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
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My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
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Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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