That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just saw a hot homeless man
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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