I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
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I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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