problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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