a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
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well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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