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(630): View more from Illinois

i have a girlfriend

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if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?

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no

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(727): View more from Florida

Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?

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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.

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(817): View more from Texas

But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities

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(626): View more from California

yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably

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(205): View more from Alabama

Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.

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(585): View more from New York

Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm

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(313): View more from Michigan

Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?

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(443): View more from Maryland

My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.

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