Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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