remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
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