I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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