I wanna passion pit in your ass
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
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You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
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I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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