Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
is it fun? or sober?
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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