I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Randomize
