hotel room ftw
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
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I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
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Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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