If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
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you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
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I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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