well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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