I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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