You're completely useless in the revolution.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Randomize
