Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
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Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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