Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
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Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
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I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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