Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
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how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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