Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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