Dual....:-)
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
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Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
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You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
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