oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
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Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
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His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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