I just cut my nipple shaving
Need sex. Gaining weight.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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