Kiss
Puke
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
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I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
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The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
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