Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
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"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
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