I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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