Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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