Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
Randomize
