Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
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I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
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Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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